Emergency Fund - Terms and Conditions

Shh!t Happens Emergency Fund Terms and Conditions

The Shh!t Happens Emergency Fund ("the Fund") is a privately managed initiative aimed at redistributing hygiene products to individuals and communities in need. The Fund operates under the sole discretion of Shh!t Happens and does not constitute a charitable organization or entity. Contributions are managed in alignment with our operational framework and are subject to the terms outlined below.

By participating or engaging with the Fund, you acknowledge and agree to these terms:

1. Nature of the Emergency Fund

Non-Charitable Status: The Fund is not a registered charity, nor does it operate as a nonprofit organization. Contributions to the Fund are part of a private initiative and are managed in a manner that aligns with Shh!t Happens’ operational and business objectives.
No Tax-Deductibility: Donations made through the Fund are not tax-deductible and are treated as transactions within the scope of our business model.

2. Donations at Checkout

Donation Selection: Customers may select "Donate to Someone in Need" at checkout. By doing so, the entirety of their order is considered a contribution to the Fund. This option replaces standard delivery and confirms that the order will not be delivered to the customer but instead allocated to the Fund.
Standardization of Contributions: To facilitate efficient management and distribution, all contributions are converted to our standard donation product: 1 box of 24 rolls of 300-sheet 3-ply toilet paper. Conversion rates are applied as follows:
- 1x 24 Box - 300 Sheet 3-ply → 1x 24 Box - 300 Sheet 3-ply
- 1x 24 Box - 360 Sheet 3-ply → 1x 24 Box - 300 Sheet 3-ply
- 1x 48 Box - 300 Sheet 3-ply → 1x 24 Box - 300 Sheet 3-ply
- 1x 48 Box - 360 Sheet 3-ply → 2x 24 Boxes - 300 Sheet 3-ply
- 1x 4 Pack Intimate Hygiene Wipes → 1x 24 Box - 300 Sheet 3-ply
- 1x 8 Pack Intimate Hygiene Wipes → 2x 24 Boxes - 300 Sheet 3-ply
Profit Disclosure: Shh!t Happens retains the right to manage all transactions in accordance with its business model. The Fund operates as a managed goodwill initiative, and profits may be retained in the course of facilitating contributions.

3. Contributions from Wholesale Sales

Pallet-Based Donations: For every complete pallet sold through wholesale channels, Shh!t Happens commits to allocating 1 box of 24 rolls of 300-sheet 3-ply toilet paper to the Fund. This allocation is contingent on operational considerations and is managed as part of our broader contribution framework.

4. Allocation and Distribution

Fund Pooling: All customer donations and wholesale contributions are pooled into the Fund. These items represent a commitment to the Fund and are not guaranteed to be distributed immediately.
Discretionary Distribution: Actual distribution of items from the Fund is determined at the sole discretion of Shh!t Happens. Distribution is facilitated either directly or through partners, and timing, recipients, and methods are managed based on availability and internal priorities.
No Guaranteed Outcomes: Contributions to the Fund do not guarantee any specific outcome, timeline, or recipient.

5. Requesting Assistance

Free Box Requests: Individuals or organizations in need may request one (1) box of 24 rolls of 300-sheet 3-ply toilet paper at no cost by contacting fund@wden.com.au. Requests are subject to availability, review, and approval at the sole discretion of Shh!t Happens.
No Entitlement: Submission of a request does not create any entitlement or obligation on the part of Shh!t Happens to fulfil the request.

6. Limitation of Liability

No Liability for Distribution: Shh!t Happens is not liable for any delays, omissions, or outcomes related to the allocation or distribution of items from the Fund.
No Regulatory Oversight: As a private initiative, the Fund is not subject to regulatory oversight applicable to charitable organizations. Contributions are managed in compliance with commercial regulations only.
Indemnity: By participating in the Fund, you agree to indemnify and hold harmless Shh!t Happens and its affiliates from any claims, damages, or liabilities arising from your participation.

7. General Terms

Program Flexibility: Shh!t Happens reserves the right to modify, suspend, or terminate the Fund at any time without prior notice.
Operational Sustainability: Contributions to the Fund are managed as part of our operational framework, ensuring the long-term sustainability of our business and the initiative.
Entire Agreement: These terms constitute the entire agreement regarding the Fund and supersede any prior representations, discussions, or understandings.

For questions or additional information, please contact fund@wden.com.au.